Thursday, February 9, 2012

What the ... impetus to continue?!?!?

I had been meaning to post this for a while. Months actually. Unfortunately, or fortunately, I have been busy and it got forgotten. Clearing out some stuff today I found the email again and decided it was time to post about it.

The email. It arrived right around the time that someone emailed David Theissen to try and get him to attack Burndog. Nine days after my last post about Douchey Dave. Coincidence? Who knows. Mind you I am not a big believer in coincidence.

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Subject: retard
From: ersgserfew feadfawfeaw <7thseal8050@gmail.com>
To: wtKimchi@gmail.com

Can you please remove yourself from the gene pool? Preferably in the most painful and agonizing way possible? Retard

Die painfully okay? Prefearbly by getting crushed to death in a garbage compactor, by getting your face cut to ribbons with a pocketknife, your head cracked open with a baseball bat, your stomach sliced open and your entrails spilled out, and your eyeballs ripped out of their sockets. Fucking bitch

I really hope that you get curb-stomped. It'd be hilarious to see you begging for help, and then someone stomps on the back of your head, leaving you to die in horrible, agonizing pain. Faggot

Shut the fuck up faggot, before you get your face bashed in and cut to ribbons, and your throat slit.

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Interesting piece of prose, eh? Psychotic. Anti-Homosexual. Ultra-Violent. So many symptoms of a disturbed mind in one piece of writing. It reminded me of a tosser who used to post on Toad Man's original blog urging him to fellate a shotgun. Although this fucktard is much more graphic.

I replied to the sender and dared them to meet me. They declined to even respond. Just another Internet Tough Guy who probably pisses his, or her, pants at their own shadow.

Now, anytime I think about not blogging any more, I harken back to this email. The ability to rile someone up this much is too good to pass up. 7thseal8050 thank you for giving me the impetus to keep blogging. If just to piss you off. :)

18 comments:

  1. Google it. I got the same e-mail and so have other people. The wording changes a little, but the "gene pool" bit is a giveaway.

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  2. Damn. Here I thought I was special. :)

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  3. Weird shit isn't it? Now I feel left out for never having been sent it!

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  4. Kind of sad that the best some fucktard can do is copy what someone else used. They couldn't be original. I suppose laziness is to be expected from an Internet Tough Guy.

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  5. Two points;
    One, like DSW, I also googled 7thseal8050@gmail.com

    His message of cheery goodwill appears repeatedly on threads about cars and Korean food. The Hyundai Sonata caused him dreadful upset.
    But, what impressed me was how several times the affected threads completely and utterly ignored him. I found that to be admirably dignified.
    Anyway, just wanted to say, don't stress it mate cos it seems whoever did this, has done it many, many times before and no doubt will again.

    And two;
    That's DOCTOR Thiessen to you pal!

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    1. hope you and flint catch HIV. Cupid Stunts

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    2. Awww, poor baby you got lost in the spam folder that must have stressed you out.

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    3. Why do you hate Stig so much you ignore him?!?!?

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  6. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHVGNvA8Yo4

    Twenty years later and they can't even top the Wu Tang Clan after "Torture," came out.

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  7. Anonymous

    1) I am a lazy lazy man and never thought of googling it. :( Never stressed me out. It made me laugh, especially after a lack of response. Now, knowing it is a recycled one it makes me laugh even more thinking about how pathetic the fucktards putting it out are.

    2) I am sorry. Doctor Douchey Dave it is. :)

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  8. Fancy that; I just got this -exact- same message on Reddit a few minutes ago. They apparently created their account just to send it to me, as it did not exist prior. I decided to google an excerpt, and that's what brought me here.

    see: http://i.imgur.com/3dNph.png

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  9. It is pretty pathetic that these fucktards can't even come up with their own threats. What a waste of space.

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    1. fuck off cunt. Hope you get sodomized with a retractable baton

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    2. This from someone who wants to see things shoved up my ass? Bahahahahaha!!!!

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    3. Why do you hate Stig so much you ignore him?!?!?

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