The Twelve Days of Korean Christmas

The Twelve Days of Korean Christmas
Another Stig and Flint Production


On the first day of Christmas,
A Korean gave to me,
A bill for my Christmas tree.

On the second day of Christmas,
A Korean gave to me,
Two Hanbok outfits,
And a bill for my Christmas tree.

On the third day of Christmas,
A Korean gave to me,
Three kimchi pots,
Two Hanbok outfits,
And a bill for my Christmas tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
A Korean gave to me,
F distinct seasons,
Three kimchi pots,
Two Hanbok outfits,
And a bill for my Christmas tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
A Korean gave to me,
Five Baek-so-ju,
F distinct seasons,
Three kimchi pots,
Two Hanbok outfits,
And a bill for my Christmas tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
A Korean gave to me,
Six Gay Dragons mincing,
Five baek-so-ju,
F distinct seasons,
Three kimchi pots,
Two Hanbok outfits,
And a bill for my Christmas tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
A Korean gave to me,
Seven schoolgirls whining (Cho-ah!),
Six Gay Dragons mincing,
Five baek-so-ju,
F distinct seasons,
Three kimchi pots,
Two Hanbok outfits,
And a bill for my Christmas tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
A Korean gave to me,
Eight ajummas elbowing,
Seven schoolgirls whining (Cho-ah!),
Six Gay Dragons mincing,
Five baek-so-ju,
F distinct seasons,
Three kimchi pots,
Two Hanbok outfits,
And a bill for my Christmas tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
A Korean gave to me,
Nine SNSDs dancing,
Eight ajummas elbowing,
Seven schoolgirls whining (Cho-ah!),
Six Gay Dragons mincing,
Five baek-so-ju,
F distinct seasons,
Three kimchi pots,
Two Hanbok outfits,
And a bill for my Christmas tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
A Korean gave to me,
Ten mooks a-shambling,
Nine SNSDs dancing,
Eight ajummas elbowing,
Seven schoolgirls whining (Cho-ah!),
Six Gay Dragons mincing,
Five baek-so-ju,
F distinct seasons,
Three kimchi pots,
Two Hanbok outfits,
And a bill for my Christmas tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
A Korean gave to me,
Eleven adjossis pissing,
Ten mooks a-shambling,
Nine SNSDs dancing,
Eight ajummas elbowing,
Seven schoolgirls whining (Cho-ah!),
Six Gay Dragons mincing,
Five baek-so-ju,
F distinct seasons,
Three kimchi pots,
Two Hanbok outfits,
And a bill for my Christmas tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
A Korean gave to me,
Twelve "Do You Know Dokdo?" T-shirts,
Eleven adjossis pissing,
Ten mooks a-shambling,
Nine SNSDs dancing,
Eight ajummas elbowing,
Seven schoolgirls whining (Cho-ah!),
Six Gay Dragons mincing,
Five baek-so-ju,
F distinct seasons,
Three kimchi pots,
Two Hanbok outfits,
And a bill for my Christmas tree!