Kang Shinwho Writing

Another Flint & Stig Production

(to the tune - sort of - of "Kung Fu Fighting")

Talkin' about Kang Shinwho's wri-uh-ting,
That cat plagiarizes fast as light-uh-ning.
His editor's a little bit fright-uh-ning,
The way he approves his suh-li-ming.

They're the funky Korean men,
From the funky Korean Times.
They're ripping other papers off,
And lying all around the town.

It's an ancient Korean art,
and ev'rybody knows their part.
From a puke into a slip,
and drinking from the hip.

Talkin' about Kang Shinwho's wri-uh-ting,
That cat plagiarizes fast as light-uh-ning.
His editor's a little bit fright-uh-ning,
The way he approves his suh-li-ming.

There was funky Oh Youngjin,
and little Lee Eunung.
He said "Here comes the foreigner,
Let's tear his rep all down!"

He took a lie and made it stand,
And spread it all around the land.
The stupid mooks who read this crap,
Fall right into their fiendish trap!

Talkin' about Kang Shinwho's wri-uh-ting,
That cat plagiarizes fast as light-uh-ning.
His editor's a little bit fright-uh-ning,
The way he approves his suh-li-ming.

(repeat) ... make sure you have no ethics,
Kang Shinwho's writing,
has no moral compass...

Note: Oh Youngjin is the Korea Times' city editor,
and Lee Eunung is the Anti-English Spectrum mook (his official title).