Ballad of Anton Ono

After reading the last Korean BS about Ono on KRD's site I was struck with a song idea. To the tune of The Green Berets

The Ballad of Anton Ono

Fighting skaters on the ice

Fearless men who gold does entice

Men who lean, grab, jostle, and sway

Their goal to stop Anton Ono today

Silver medals just will not do

These are men with something to prove

1500 metres they'll race today

But there is only one gold to take away

Trained to skate, and stop their foe

They must stop Anton and win the show

Men who jostle, grab, and kvetch

Then point and swear Anton is a wretch

Silver skates upon their feet

They can only whine if they are beat

Of all the men who will skate today

The Koreans don't want Anton to get away

Back at home a people grits their teeth

With lots of cursing and disbelief

They pretend Anton cheated today

And print lies and half truths without delay

Put silver skates on our sons feet

THey are gentlemen and can compete

One of them will be the man is all they say

Who will make Anton cry with dismay