Drive Like A Korean

Another Flint & Stig Production

(To the tune of "Walk Like An Egyptian")

All the ajussis on soju,
They mook it up good, don't you know.
If they move too quick (oh whey oh),
They're falling down like a domino.

All the ajummas by the Han,
Parking like they own the land,
Old crocodiles (oh whey oh).
Turn and stare so quick that they hurt their neck.

Stupid mooks running the reds,
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh.
Drive like a Korean.

The poor kids on the crosswalks,
Get spun around by the driving clown.
They've got to keep movin' (oh whey oh).
You drop their guard and they run you down.

All the mooks ignore the rules,
They drive like punks and fuckin' fools.
When the horns blare (through the red lights),
They're drivin' like Koreans.

All the cabbies blocking the walk say,
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh.
Drive like a Korean.
Drive like a fuckin' Korean.

Flash your four ways, don't know what you will do,
Start turnin' one way and then you turn it back.
Thinkin' is hard, you know(oh whey oh),
So strike your fist on the dash.

If you catch them in their act,
They'll smile and wave like that
Is matter of fact (oh whey oh).
Spin their wheels, cruise down the sidewalks.

The hostess' with the businessmen,
Talkin' on the phone again.
And they just don't know (oh whey oh),
They're drivin' like Koreans.

All the mooks in the kimbap shop say
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh.
Drive like a Korean.
Drive like a Korean.